Lynch Mob.....
Some days it seems the whole world is out to get ya....and sometimes they really are....
I had to spend two days with my boss last week. A total lynching. See...they fired my co-worker a few months ago and ever since then, el jeffe has been on my tail. They've hired a new guy to take his place and he and I are NOT jiving....kind of like fleas on a dog....and I'm the one who keeps getting bit.
Well, the new guy has already ratted me out for doing what has been done in this store since I've been here...and it's okay with everyone else...I mean, who doesn't leave a couple hours early every now and then? well...the new guy would email my boss every single time I left...and now wants to be my friend...um....NO> screw off asshat. So bossman calls me in the office twice last week (see, he usually operates out of another location and isn't here with me on a daily basis-the set up is slightly different than most stores) to talk with me about my "positivie attitude".....or lack thereof...and also about my personality. When I got hired here I had to take a McQuiag (?) test....and never got the results...until last week, when el jeffe decides to discuss that with me. My question is...why do you bring these up now, a few years after you have hired me, instead of then? whatever. I see that I am next up to the guillotine and I'm not happy about this at all.
not to mention...I have decided to get fixed and the procedure I chose involves me taking hormones for two weeks prior to the procedure....so I'm just at a week in now...and I'm going nuts. Soooo moody, so cranky, crampy, sweaty and depresso. I mean...if this is what it's gonna be like when I have to go through the change, then I veto that. sheesh. so....with the hanging in progress, I'm also major nutso now.
calgon....take me away.....
I had to spend two days with my boss last week. A total lynching. See...they fired my co-worker a few months ago and ever since then, el jeffe has been on my tail. They've hired a new guy to take his place and he and I are NOT jiving....kind of like fleas on a dog....and I'm the one who keeps getting bit.
Well, the new guy has already ratted me out for doing what has been done in this store since I've been here...and it's okay with everyone else...I mean, who doesn't leave a couple hours early every now and then? well...the new guy would email my boss every single time I left...and now wants to be my friend...um....NO> screw off asshat. So bossman calls me in the office twice last week (see, he usually operates out of another location and isn't here with me on a daily basis-the set up is slightly different than most stores) to talk with me about my "positivie attitude".....or lack thereof...and also about my personality. When I got hired here I had to take a McQuiag (?) test....and never got the results...until last week, when el jeffe decides to discuss that with me. My question is...why do you bring these up now, a few years after you have hired me, instead of then? whatever. I see that I am next up to the guillotine and I'm not happy about this at all.
not to mention...I have decided to get fixed and the procedure I chose involves me taking hormones for two weeks prior to the procedure....so I'm just at a week in now...and I'm going nuts. Soooo moody, so cranky, crampy, sweaty and depresso. I mean...if this is what it's gonna be like when I have to go through the change, then I veto that. sheesh. so....with the hanging in progress, I'm also major nutso now.
calgon....take me away.....
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